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Most Emailed Photos - 03/15/2004 by David Byrden
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The next Star Trek spinoff has as Asian female captain.
It's set in a time even earlier than 'Enterprise', so there can be no aliens in the crew.
The requisite 'strange' crew member is Tibbles, the ship's second officer.

The ship will stay in the Solar System, which is populated only by Homo Sapiens.
This gives us great scope for wierd characters and ferocious wars.

Given the time period, the spaceship will have to be somewhat basic.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<3Suns> Beam me up, Aussie!
<Kumiho> See, see! It is the last flight I took!

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