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I had a bizarre itching and stinging sensation in my "whoo-ha" region recently. I tracked down my past four sex partners, but none of them had the itch.

(In the spirit of honesty, I should explain that when I say "sex partner" I really just mean the girls whom I rub up against on the train ride to work.)

So I took a break from spanking it to photos of the Mrs. America Pageant and went down to the clinic, where I was told that some small parasites has invaded my nether-region.

Close-up pictures of the tiny brutes were not reassuring.

Apparently, I had a bad case of sodomoccubus sexuallytransmitteddiseasicus

"The ravenous crotch-bear!"



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<mypalmike> Frotteurism rules!
<Axolotl the taxonomist> I'd call it Gonursus vorax!
<H. Monkey> Ursus Nadsnorkelus, perhaps?
<3Suns> Dude, what train do you ride to work??
<guyPaulo> The "Ass-Train" baby!
<guyPaulo> Wait, that sounded a little gay, didn't it?
<obtuse> Judges? No. I'm sorry, we were looking for "What is the man-train?" The board is still yours guyPaulo: pick a category.
<guyPaulo> I'll take "Assless Chaps" for 800 please.
<ajiav> wonderful conversation
<obtuse> *DOO DOO DOO DOO*

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