I had a bizarre itching and stinging sensation in my "whoo-ha" region recently. I tracked down my past four sex partners, but none of them had the itch.
(In the spirit of honesty, I should explain that when I say "sex partner" I really just mean the girls whom I rub up against on the train ride to work.)
So I took a break from spanking it to photos of the Mrs. America Pageant and went down to the clinic, where I was told that some small parasites has invaded my nether-region.
Close-up pictures of the tiny brutes were not reassuring.
Apparently, I had a bad case of sodomoccubus sexuallytransmitteddiseasicus
"The ravenous crotch-bear!"
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