I slept on the couch, and she got the bed. I don't know why she even keeps me around.
She's already trained her cat to claw me on sight.
The planets seem to have aligned against me. My horoscope for today even said "The stars are sorry".
I was afraid of the cat, but more afraid to go outside.
I didn't have much of a choice, though. I'm a garbage collector. It's a job.
All I really remember were the brakes going out on the route today. My life didn't flash before my eyes, but the press corps made damn sure I'd never forget.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
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