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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 01/20/2004 by guyPaulo
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After much hinting and flirting, guyPaulo finally convinced Lauren to join him for a real life meeting. Sadly both lied about their appearance, and were a little disappointed.

"If you did a Google search for 'ugly with body odor,' you'd get guy's photo!" a distraught Lauren stated later.

"Well," guy sniffed in response. "I rather have my little love-gnome ran over by a train than suffer through one more of her boring rants against Brazilian babes," he commented, but the tears in his eyes betrayed him.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<yoyology> Oh, this is meta-spectacular!
<Lauren> My beloved, just give me a kiss on the cheek and all will be forgiven. I may even shave my beard for you.
<guyPaulo> You know Lauren, you could turn that comment into a new caption....hhmmmm....
<Lauren> I think I've done enough captioning for the day, guy. Why don't you try it...
<mypalmike> Heheh

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