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Most Emailed Photos - 08/06/2003 by uncle dave
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Mylon was convinced that if he heard one more "horny" joke, he would kill. And keep killing until the voices stopped.

His rage had become an almost physical presence. When he closed his eyes, he saw great, snarling beasts, metaphors made flesh.

The fact that he carried his wife's oh-so-cute credit card made for some delicious irony that could never be shared.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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