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After several seasons of sold-out shows in both Stillwater and Vegas, "Popper's Performing Penguins" bid a tearful adieu to the stage. Captain Cook was getting old, and Mr. Popper was leaving to pursue new challenges.

Mr. Popper's new proteges, the Performing Porpoises, were a dismal flop. They only alienated the penguins' original fanbase, and refused to live in Popper's freezer.

Dismayed but not defeated, Popper tried one last time, heading to DC with a trained chimp. Despite mixed reviews, he's been a staggering commercial success.


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<Luminaire> I'll cry if no one gets the reference.
<TJ Eckleburg> I cry everytime I think about Mr. Popper's Penguins.

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