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Most Emailed Photos - 01/12/2004 by David Byrden
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Goddamn, they're married! Can you imagine the sex???

It must be like having a BABY ELEPHANT on her chest!!

HOW CAN SHE CARRY ALL THAT WEIGHT???


Oh, Hi, Mary, we weren't talking about you!

No, honestly.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<No one in particular.> Is it possible for those 2 to have sex?
<ElvisThePelvis> He isn't the one doing the penetrating. Think of her as a spelunker...

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