| |  Britney, you have no talent! No wait, I am wrong, you'd make a very talented hooker!
 
 You are not blessed!
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 | |  George Bush and cronies, I say to you stupid, stupid, stupid. Seeing someone retarded as you makes me agree with contraception.
 
 You are not blessed!
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 | |  You my son, are Catholic Idol material.
 
 You are coming to the Vatican.
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