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Most Emailed Photos - 01/07/2004 by guyPaulo
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Cats truely are the spawn of Satan. Here, this tomcat survives a brutal headbut from a horse without even flinching.

This old woman had a stroke a couple weeks ago, and her pet cats TRIED TO EAT HER after going hungry for 20 minutes past their regular feeding time.

But damn, cats making sweet love is sexy, even to a cat-hater like me.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Lauren> It's so typically male that you forget the whole point of kitty sex: MORE CATS!!!!
<guyPaulo> OH GOD, YOU'RE RIGHT!
<Mort> You know I never even thought about the cat sex angle. Until I read some of the alternative captions that is...

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