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Most Emailed Photos - 03/11/2004 by guyPaulo
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I SHOULD take advantage of the great size of this photo to write a really long caption.

But what would be the point?

Several other monkies are WAY better than me at that caption-as-art thing, so my attempt would just look stupid and derivative anyway. I need to strive for more original content and let guys like yoyo handle the ASCII art stuff in captions (like his peeing cat the other week). Maybe I should go for a high-brow approach to content and write a witty, sofisticated joke for the last box. Alright! Here it goes....

"If spongebob had explosive diarrhea, wouldn't his super absorbant body just soak it back up as the liquid sh*t passed through his colon, creating a never-ending cycle of fecal repetition with half-digested Mexican food slowly oozing out of his pores?"




The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<guyPaulo> Sorry, I'm in one of those moods today...
<Jmofwiw> I must be, too. It made me laugh.
<ElvisThePelvis> That made me spit diet coke...
<Zebra Girl> ::snickers:: I like!
<ElvisThePelvis> Poor Patrick would have to live with the smell.
<mypalmike> Poor spongebob.
<Zebra Girl> Patrick doen't have a nose.
<Mark> Spongbob Fullpants

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