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Most Emailed Photos - 02/11/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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"The love between a woman and her dog is sacrosanct."

"I mean what civilized person would not condone a strong supportive relationship with a large loving beast?"

"However, your unnatural relationship with your duck will get you killed one day and that little slut duck too..."
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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There are 5 comments for this caption.

<guyPaulo> I can't believe you just called the duck a slut.....
<3Suns> What is it with you and bestiality today Elvis?

Would a slut duck be a sluck?

<ElvisThePelvis> sluck...that's classic.
<yoyology> This is different than a duckslut. That's someone who will have sex with any duck, no matter how skanky.
<Mort> There is only one correct way to stuff a sluck!

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