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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 02/24/2004 by Axolotl
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Spiderman was chanceless against Carnage's latest incarnation.

Who could take on the evil symbiont/criminally insane villain?

The Fantastic Four had a bad dark dimension accident and were not in shape to battle evil.

Thus, Kitty-Man was born! The serum from a radioactive kitten was injected into an unsuspecting young college-boy's bloodstream!

Will New York finally be safe from supervillains?



The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<H. Monkey> Kittyman has an imobilizing subsonic pur and can rip up a large sleeper sofa in one minute. His weakness is Katnipite.
<ajiav> everybody laughs at kitty-man. he jumps on you when you're sleeping.
<mypalmike> His dander immobilizes unsuspecting foes. Particularly vulnerable is the evil "Asthma Man".
<ElvisThePelvis> hmmm....kitty-man....hmmm....pussy-man....I feel a caption coming on.
<spam> hee! Kitties saving the day omg!

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