If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue, Or walk with kings--nor lose the common touch,"
"If you can make one heap of all your winnings And risk it all on one turn of pitch-and-toss, And lose, and start again at your beginnings And never breath a word about your loss;"
"If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster And treat those two impostors just the same;"
"Professor, somehow I don't think this is what Rudyard Kipling had in mind."
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the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
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