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Most Emailed Photos - 03/08/2004 by Stormi
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We were just bombing about, my friends and I, knocking over the occasional pedistrian for extra points.

When these three ladies showed up on the screen. They were all wearing ridiculously steep high heel, so we figured they must have a low point count.

What we didn't realize was that when one of them laid down and spread her legs open this is what we drove into. You can see Melvin there, struggling to get out. Sadly the H2 wasn't recovered.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<mypalmike> A little GTA humor.
<Stormi> And yet oddly, I am not a "gamer".

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