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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 02/24/2004 by guyPaulo
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After this year's Superbowl fiasco, the censors are cracking down on risque TV. First they eliminated The Travel Channel's "Top 10 Places in Brazil to get a handjob from a stripper," which I can understand.

They also cancelled the Discovery Channel's expose on the secret mating habits of collar-wearing, submissive BDSM prairie weasels who practice auto-erotic asphyxiation.

Of couse, in typical American style, they ignored the programs which use excessive violence, such as the Learning Channel's hit show "Stab-A-Kitty, with Dr. Charlie Manson."


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Lauren> good one, but you broke the format...
<guyPaulo> I know, but I wrote it before scampering off to lunch and didn't have time to go back and edit the first pannel.
<ajiav> it's the soul that counts.
<mypalmike> You must be the most unproductive worker, unless you're a writer for Letterman or something...
<guyPaulo> Wait, I thought I WORKED HERE at MEP? Well that explains the fact that Mort hasn't sent me my paycheck yet....

Nah, I'm not that bad. Plus I have one of those true salary jobs where I might work on the weekends or nights without notice, so I don't feel too bad keeping MEP open in a Mozilla tab for the better part of the day ;)

<Mort> Your check is in the mall.
<guyPaulo> Its about time. I guess I can call Johny Cochran and tell him to stop the lawsuit.
<MLimburg> yeah, so the format was borken .. i still laughed
<spam> hooray! This one is fun.

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