Why is my shirt open? Well, some jackass just came up to me and tore at my blouse.
He tried to cop a feel.
He kept telling his buddies "I'm gonna poke 'er, doggy style".
I kneed him in the groin.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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