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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 01/27/2004 by mypalmike
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"Honey, will you marry me?"

"That's not a platinum setting! It's a king crab, you idiot!"

Now I'm out in the cold, stuck with all the bills.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<3Suns> **Groan**
<Mort> Wow that's a BAD PUN.
<ElvisThePelvis> ouch
<Lauren> What's wrong with you folks. This one ROCKS!
<yoyology> It did make me smile.
<apple juice is a verb>  One of my favorites today.
<Axolotl> The pain! The pain!
<Carol> I like that he thought she wouldn't notice it's a crab.
<Lauren> I just have to vote for this one again.

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