Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 06/08/2004

by Fu Manchu

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

Well, it's a long story, son.

One day, I caught me an ugly wee leprechaun baby. It didn't have a pot of gold, so it granted me 1 wish...

...I said I'd like a "nice piece of ass"...

...and that's how I met your mother.

(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 121 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:27:27 Caption #-9

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:27:26 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:27:25 Caption #649

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:27:24 Caption #568

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:27:23 Caption #466

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:27:22 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:27:21 Caption #-22

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:27:20 Caption #-22

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:27:19 Caption #682

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:27:18 Caption #169

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:27:17 Caption #625

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:27:16 Caption #306

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:27:15 Caption #184

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:27:14 Caption #608

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:27:13 Caption #585

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:27:12 Caption #16

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:27:11 Caption #626

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:27:10 Caption #126

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:27:09 Caption #224

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:27:08 Caption #457

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:27:07 Caption #585

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:27:06 Caption #207

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:27:05 Caption #581

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:27:04 Caption #529

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:27:03 Caption #321

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:27:02 Caption #781

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:27:01 Caption #242

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:27:00 Caption #485

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:26:59 Caption #627

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:26:58 Caption #506

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:26:57 Caption #482

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:26:56 Caption #241

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:26:55 Caption #180

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:26:54 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:26:53 Caption #535

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:26:52 Caption #446

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:26:51 Caption #686

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:26:50 Caption #811

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:26:49 Caption #365

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:26:48 Caption #750

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:26:47 Caption #536

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:26:46 Caption #447

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:26:45 Caption #315

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:26:44 Caption #280

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:26:43 Caption #720

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:26:42 Caption #31

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:26:41 Caption #219

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:26:40 Caption #688

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:26:39 Caption #473

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:26:38 Caption #281

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:26:37 Caption #367

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:26:36 Caption #706

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:26:35 Caption #186

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:26:34 Caption #689

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:26:33 Caption #419

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:26:32 Caption #814

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:26:31 Caption #753

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:26:30 Caption #499

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:26:29 Caption #846

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:26:28 Caption #690

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:26:27 Caption #317

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:26:26 Caption #369

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:26:25 Caption #34

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:26:24 Caption #500

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:26:23 Caption #221

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:26:22 Caption #462

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:26:21 Caption #832

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:26:20 Caption #277

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:26:19 Caption #754

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:26:18 Caption #529

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:26:17 Caption #847

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:26:16 Caption #645

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:26:15 Caption #788

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:26:14 Caption #164

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:26:13 Caption #17

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:26:12 Caption #571

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:26:11 Caption #194

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:26:10 Caption #24

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:26:09 Caption #177

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:26:08 Caption #448

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:26:07 Caption #435

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:26:06 Caption #286

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:26:05 Caption #405

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:26:04 Caption #10

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:26:03 Caption #30

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:26:02 Caption #205

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:26:01 Caption #37

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:26:00 Caption #247

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:25:59 Caption #243

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:25:58 Caption #788

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:25:57 Caption #693

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:25:56 Caption #702

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:25:55 Caption #257

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:25:54 Caption #287

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:25:53 Caption #10

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:25:52 Caption #22

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:25:51 Caption #14

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:25:50 Caption #702

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:25:49 Caption #537

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:25:48 Caption #426

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:25:47 Caption #84

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:25:46 Caption #29

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:25:45 Caption #692

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:25:44 Caption #11

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:25:43 Caption #505

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:25:42 Caption #349

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:25:41 Caption #506

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:25:40 Caption #564

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:25:39 Caption #821

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:25:38 Caption #42

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:25:37 Caption #649

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:25:36 Caption #725

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:25:35 Caption #507

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:25:34 Caption #565

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:25:33 Caption #697

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:25:32 Caption #524

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:25:31 Caption #224

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:25:30 Caption #65

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:25:29 Caption #485

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:25:28 Caption #823

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:25:27 Caption #698

Board

[Post Message]

This week's cheeky winner is

Fu Manchu.

The honourary asses are: 3Suns, apple juice is a verb and Roger Mexico.

There are 8 messages for this day.

<Darlenenbc> I really enjoy your site. I don't understand the money rating and can you post on past arcives? I think you have a good think going.
KEEP UP THE GOO WORK!Let me know!

<3Suns> Damn, I wish I'd seen either Shrek movie so I could make a joke about a baby ogre in the first picture, the princess in the second, and the donkey in the third.

But I'll have to leave that to someone else.

<Kumiho> there was a baby in Shrek2? (I haven't seen it either.)

<Mort> The happier the monkey the better the rating, there is a guide labeled "what this means" next to the voting pull-down. The choices are a bunch of weird internet/media references, so I know they could be confusing.

Yes you can post captions in the past, and maybe someday even in the future.

<apple juice is a verb> unusually slow guest day!

<OBLEDUT> No.no.no.no!!!

<Fu Manchu> Hey, thanks everyone! I knew the work time I spent reading this website would pay off in the end.

<David Byrden> Fu: I'm your manager and I want you in my office NOW.

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post