Zzzz..... oh, shit, who's phoning me at 3am? Where's the light switch?
Hallo! Do you know what time it is? Who are you?
oooh yeah, baby... you sound scared... and that's good! Call me Big Mike... now, what's your name and what are you wearing?
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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