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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 03/02/2004 by obtuse
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Dude, you're staring at her ass so hard, you wouldn't even notice if she put your eye out with a slingshot.

Haha yeah, I bet a daisy-chain orgy of homosexual koalas would take notice, and that's not even a miniskirt.

You know what? She could be a terrorist - that butt is a weapon of ass distraction.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<guyPaulo> "weapon of ass distraction"
<ajiav> what Guy said.
<Lauren> Wahoo!
<Stormi> I like it! 'Specially that last little word play.

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