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Most Emailed Photos - 03/18/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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"It wasn't so bad when that old witch had ducks come out of my ass...now the problem is they want to go back home."

Life Among The Cursed:
"I thought, hmmm, plague of locusts, not so bad, I'm not a farmer or anything, but GOD the clean up is a bear."

"Tonight's Top Ten List: Dave Is Cursed and Here's Why. Number 10, I Secretly Like Seeing Courtney Love Naked. Number 9, I'd Hit It..."


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Lauren> "want to go back home" is probably the most disturbing image you've made me have to date, Elvis. And that's saying something.
<ElvisThePelvis> I am to please...

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