[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/08/2004 by guyPaulo
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <  > Last   -->-->

My girlfriend and I have real communications problems.

I asked her for a "hummer" and this is what I got. I guess I shouldn't complain too much.


I also asked her to "grab my fleshy dumbbell and do some curls until she gets a protein shot." The next thing I know, she's at the gym for an hour!

When she said she wanted me to go with her to the "pussy show" I got excited.


Turns out, the "pussy show" consisted of a 2-hour feminist/lesbian rant about how men suck and how period blood is beautiful.

I'd dump her, but she DID buy me the hummer...

(Reuters)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:25Scrawled on the board
apple juice is a verbCaption Monkie18:02:57Alternatiphized #23
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:00drooled over #3
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:29drooled over #32
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:09drooled over #7


Current Users

There have been 40 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker05:06:58Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker05:06:56Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker05:06:45Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker05:06:30Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker05:06:28Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker05:06:20Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker05:06:19Caption #941
Mr. NonameLurker05:06:08Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker05:05:59Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker05:05:58Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker05:05:26Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker05:05:03Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker05:04:10Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker05:04:06Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker05:03:37Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker05:03:36Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker05:03:30Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker05:03:24Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker05:02:50Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker05:02:49Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker05:02:34Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker05:02:32Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker05:02:30Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker05:01:26Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker05:01:25Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker05:01:14Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker05:00:50Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker04:59:31Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker04:59:00Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:58:55Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker04:58:46Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker04:58:38Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker04:58:06Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker04:58:00Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker04:57:46Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker04:57:36Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker04:57:22Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:57:20Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker04:57:13Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker04:57:04Main Page

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 4 comments for this caption.

<Axolotl> The second panel is a GP classic!
<guyPaulo> Yes, but I'm starting to feel a bit like the Rolling Stones; trotting out the same out tired cliches year after year while newer monkies pass me by on the racetrack of life.

Maybe I'll go back to writing political captions again...

<Carol> I have caption-malaise today myself, guyPaulo. Like I'm in the doldrums ... mebbe the weather will change.
<mypalmike> The hummer joke is teh great!

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post