"Look, honey, I'm really sorry about opening that portal to the Hot Steaming Erotica dimension.
"I grabbed the wrong sacred object. I still have the Brazier of Unconscious Transformation, and I'll bring it right back. Darling, you sound different.
"Honey? Are you still there?"
Man, why does she always have to be such a... oh crap!
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the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
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