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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 03/09/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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Buying a U.S. Senator:

$1,000,000 dollars


Buying a hot Japanese grease girl:

$1,000,000 dollars


Becoming a hermphroditic unicorn:

Priceless

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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There are 9 comments for this caption.

<Lauren> I think this may be the best so far... sad.
<mypalmike> Wow, that's quite a vote of confidence, Lauren.
<3Suns> I grow weary of these MasterCard captions... Bring me my ranch dressing hose!
<H. Monkey> Well, I like the randomness of "hermaphroditic unicorn".
<Bo Bo Bolinski> It's redundant, dude. All unicorns were hermaphroditic.
<H. Monkey> That would explain the whole no-longer-exiting thing.
<ajiav> 
<Carol> Hee hee. Unicorn.
<3Suns> Who'da thunk it... the Simpsons episode I just quoted is on tonight... so many great quotes in this episode.

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