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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 03/09/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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Today is Guest Wednesday which is better than a million bucks!

But don't let the money force your little writer to get stuck.

We have the drum roller in place and I hear she fucks!
And please don't let my cussing force me to have to duck.

And William Hung is writing a song that we already know sucks.
I hope the new lyrics to "She Bangs!" bring me luck!


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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