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Most Emailed Photos - 12/11/2003 by ElvisThePelvis
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Her green eyes shone like two chips of kryptonite.

Perhaps you can help me find my lost love, she purred.

Well baby, you've come to the right man. I'm Neo Noir, Internet Stalker.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Carol> Neo Noir, hee hee - The Matrix meets Lake Wobegon.

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