New for the 2004 season, ABC brings you "Five's Company", the zany new comedy about five unlikely roommates.
Featuring Axolotl, the Swede who just moved to America and speaks in a funny accent...
Luminaire, the ambiguously-gendered chauffeur...
Superwoman Biatch, the heiress who the censors have to bleep every time she speaks...
And, of course, Mort and Morticia, the inseparable couple, who bring some small bit of sanity to the place.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.