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Most Emailed Photos - 03/15/2004 by David Byrden
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She was a respected astronomer and cat breeder.

She discovered a planet so big and so close that nobody had noticed it yet.

But her reputation was ruined when management caught her boinking in the main telescope. The post-coital cigarette ruined the optics.
(AFP)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

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