Most Emailed Photos

Most Emailed Photos - 12/28/2003

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For years I experimented with different forms of sexuality. I had my biggest disappointments with other men since sex together was often like two bears wrestling.

But then I had a flash of brilliance...

I realized that you have to find the right size man to make sex more enjoyable. So yes it is true...size is important.

(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<ElvisThePelvis> My hand feel dirty after typing this...I don't know why.
<David Byrden> Probably caused by that time you scratched your ass?

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