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Most Emailed Photos - 12/04/2003 by 3Suns
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Neo: Whoah. Deja vu. I just saw a black cat go by, and then another one just like it.

Trinity: Deja vu is usually a bug in the Matrix. It happens when they change things. Ahh! Like my clothes! Morpheus!? Switch!? Mouse!? What's happened?

Agent Bloom: Yes, Mr. Anderson. Your companions are all helpless swimsuit models now. See if you can keep your eyes off them while we fight to the death.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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There are 4 comments for this caption.

<ElvisThePelvis> Yes! I knew that cat needed the Matrix treatment.
<guyPaulo> HAHA!
<Luminaire> Whoa.
<mypalmike> Best caption I've seen in days. No offense to all you incompetent caption writers who are also reading this.

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