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Most Emailed Photos - 12/04/2003 by 3Suns
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Neo: Whoah. Deja vu. I just saw a black cat go by, and then another one just like it.

Trinity: Deja vu is usually a bug in the Matrix. It happens when they change things. Ahh! Like my clothes! Morpheus!? Switch!? Mouse!? What's happened?

Agent Bloom: Yes, Mr. Anderson. Your companions are all helpless swimsuit models now. See if you can keep your eyes off them while we fight to the death.
(AP)
(AFP)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<ElvisThePelvis> Yes! I knew that cat needed the Matrix treatment.
<guyPaulo> HAHA!
<Luminaire> Whoa.
<mypalmike> Best caption I've seen in days. No offense to all you incompetent caption writers who are also reading this.

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