I tried everything to stop it. I planted bombs, I made posion gas, I ran semi trucks off of bridges......nothing worked.
Realizing the ultimate sign of armagedon was upon us, I fled to my bomb shelter to wait out the ensuing wars. I watched on my special satalite tv as the dread face of doom rolled out across the land:
"THE NEW HOLLYWOOD-ANIMAL SQUARES!!!!"
"I'll take Lassie in the top left corner for the win Jim!" "CIRCLE GETS THE SQUARE!!!!"
NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
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