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Most Emailed Photos - 08/16/2004 by guyPaulo
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"Ana grabbed Sandra in a joyful hug, but felt an odd stirring in her loins. She had never felt this way about another woman, but she just couldn't resist the urge to slid her hand down to Sandra's firm, round buttocks, and she began to gently squeeze..."

"Mr. Pope?!?!"

"Hmmmm? What?? Oh sorry, I was daydreaming...'Etu dominae patrium molinarit spiritu sanctim'....."

(The Pope continued his prayers, but his ever horny mind wandered back to the Penthouse letters he had been reading the night before...)

"Nikolaos felt Thomas's warm manhood growing against his back. They had been like brothers during the competition, but now he felt that Thomas was his soulmate and Nikolaos could barely contain himself in anticipation of their post-match shower and massage...."
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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