[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 04/12/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Watch out the tax men are about, on the gouge.

They're not after the fat cats. Oh no. Their tax has dropped from 35% to 33.

But me, I have nothing.

I sold my fluffy dog Toto to the Taiwanese chef, so I could pay my bill.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 222 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:22Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:21Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:17Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:14Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:10Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:07Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:03Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:02Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:58Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:52Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:40Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:33Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:32Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:26Caption #923
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:25Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:23Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:22Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:18Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:07Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:01Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:00Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:56Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:55Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:50Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:49Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:35Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:28Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:24Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:20Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:19Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:18Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:15Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:07Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:06Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:05Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:54Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:52Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:50Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:49Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:48Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:46Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:41Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:39Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:38Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:35Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:34Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:32Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:30Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:29Caption #957
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:28Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:27Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:19Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:13Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:07Caption #919
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:03Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:00Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:52Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:51Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:50Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:49Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:46Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:43Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:42Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:41Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:39Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:36Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:29Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:27Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:26Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:25Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:24Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:23Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:22Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:21Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:19Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:17Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:14Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:12Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:11Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:02Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:00Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:57Caption #-38
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:51Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:50Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:39Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:35Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:32Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:24Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:23Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:21Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:20Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:14Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:05Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:04Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:02Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:56Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:55Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:51Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:43Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:42Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:39Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:32Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:28Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:27Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:23Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:22Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:20Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:18Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:17Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:16Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:13Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:09Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:08Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:06Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:05Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:04Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:03Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:02Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:00Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:59Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:58Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:55Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:54Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:53Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:52Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:51Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:50Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:49Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:48Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:47Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:45Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:44Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:39Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:38Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:37Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:36Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:34Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:33Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:31Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:30Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:29Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:28Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:27Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:25Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:17Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:10Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:08Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:07Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:06Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:05Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:04Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:02Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:57Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:55Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:47Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:46Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:43Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:42Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:33Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:32Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:31Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:30Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:29Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:20Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:14Caption #990
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:09Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:04Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:03Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:56Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:54Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:52Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:51Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:50Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:49Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:48Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:44Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:43Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:40Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:33Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:31Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:30Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:29Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:26Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:25Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:23Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:21Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:20Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:19Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:18Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:17Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:16Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:14Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:11Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:10Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:09Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:07Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:06Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:01Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:00Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker20:29:58Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker20:29:56Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker20:29:55Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker20:29:54Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker20:29:53Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker20:29:52Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker20:29:51Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker20:29:49Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker20:29:48Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker20:29:47Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker20:29:46Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker20:29:42Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker20:29:41Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker20:29:40Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker20:29:39Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker20:29:38Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker20:29:37Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker20:29:35Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker20:29:33Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker20:29:32Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker20:29:25Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker20:29:23Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker20:29:22Caption #444

Board [Post Message]

I did my taxes last night... OUCH! Glad to know my money is going towards the "Find a Brain for Bush Fund" and the "Schwarzenegger Grope Foundation".


There are 18 messages for this day.
<obtuse> My only comment is that the dog in the 3rd caption could be interpreted as a puffball on human legs.
<Kumiho> I really enjoy how the county I live in has raised taxes for school and then spent $1500 (per cutter) on 14 pizza cutters that they now don't use because they're 'too dangerous'.
<3Suns> $1500 pizza cutters?
...www.westsidefoodbank.org...
Those better be dangerous, for that price.
<Jmofwiw> Those chainsaw pizza cutters are fast, yes. But they tend to fling pepperoni across the room and the cheese gets all twisted up on the cogs.
<Mort> I really hope they paid $1500 for this pizza cutter:

...www.wonderfullywacky.com...

Anything else wouldn't be worth the money.

<ajiav> I did not know about Muslim soda until today...
...www.qibla-cola.com...
<Jmofwiw> I wonder if it might have been the riding pizza cutter? Are these gas or pedal power? ...PizzaBike.notlong.co...
<apple juice is a verb> You don't really expect the elite would allow pizza cutters of the lower classes to touch their food, do you?

Why, next thing you know the common folk might expect the wealthy to pay taxes, too!!...harumph!

<Mort> The real question to answer is:

Can we caption fast enough for this set of updating images?

...adcott.net...

The most recently posted live journal images.

<ajiav> when i clicked the lj images, i got this old family circus comic that sort of shatters what i thought i knew about family circus:
...www.livejournal.com...
<ajiav> not that i claim much familiarity with family circus, i just thought it was all "grandpa's in heaven" and kids mugging cute and leaving dotted trails.
<guyPaulo> Did anyone else ever see the old "Dysfunctional Family Circus" web comic? It was pretty funny. Basically, the web guy put up the Family Circus drawing and people re-wrote the caption with the most vulgar stuff you could imagine. I mean like incest, drugs, murder, etc....

The real "Family Circus" guy had the site shut down some time ago.

<obtuse> ...www.negcap.com...
<3Suns> If anyone can come close to the raw captioning power required for that task, it's us!
<3Suns> The same guy (Greg Galcik) who ran the Dysfunctional Family Circus has been running ...www.spinnwebe.co... for a long time. There's a pretty cool captioning community there called A1-AAA formerly "It's a Dysfunctional Life". I used to visit that site all the time a couple years ago, but I stopped for no particular reason, probably finals or something.
<Kumiho> Wrong sort of pizza cutter, 3Suns. more like a gulletine that makes precise equal slices so the school won't get sued for pizza slice discrimination.
<Kumiho> I am not making this up, although I wish I were.
<3Suns> Fourteen of them? What, do they have them next to all the vending machines or something? No wonder there are safety issues!


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post