[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 01/13/2004 by obtuse
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

That's right, puny humans - cower in fear!

Not even the diamond-tipped torpedoes of The Swiss Missile can defend you from me!

For I am...

Dr. Inertia: the most ponderous bulk in all the galaxy!
(Reuters)
(Fashion Wire Daily)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 198 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:37Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:36Caption #-19
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:35Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:33Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:31Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:29Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:25Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:24Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:21Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:16Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:15Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:14Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:13Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:12Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:11Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:08Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:04Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:03Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:02Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:00Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:57Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:53Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:52Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:51Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:50Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:49Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:46Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:45Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:44Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:43Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:40Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:36Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:33Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:30Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:28Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:25Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:23Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:22Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:21Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:20Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:19Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:16Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:15Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:13Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:12Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:11Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:10Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:09Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:05Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:02Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:01Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:59Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:58Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:57Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:56Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:55Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:54Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:53Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:51Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:50Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:49Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:48Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:46Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:45Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:44Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:40Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:38Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:37Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:32Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:29Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:24Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:22Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:20Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:17Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:16Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:15Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:14Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:13Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:11Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:10Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:09Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:06Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:05Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:04Caption #973
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:01Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:00Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:59Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:58Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:57Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:56Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:55Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:54Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:52Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:49Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:48Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:47Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:46Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:45Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:42Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:41Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:40Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:37Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:36Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:35Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:32Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:31Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:29Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:25Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:24Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:23Caption #-5
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:22Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:21Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:17Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:15Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:14Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:13Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:12Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:10Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:09Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:08Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:07Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:05Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:02Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:01Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:58Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:57Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:56Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:53Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:52Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:51Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:48Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:45Caption #927
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:44Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:43Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:42Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:41Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:40Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:39Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:37Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:33Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:32Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:30Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:29Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:28Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:27Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:26Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:24Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:23Caption #936
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:22Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:20Caption #-72
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:17Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:16Caption #887
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:12Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:11Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:08Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:04Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:01Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:00Caption #953
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:59Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:58Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:56Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:55Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:54Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:52Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:49Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:44Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:42Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:41Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:40Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:39Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:38Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:37Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:36Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:32Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:29Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:25Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:24Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:23Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:22Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:21Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:20Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:19Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:18Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:17Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:16Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:14Caption #946
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:12Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:09Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:06Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:05Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:04Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:03Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:02Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:01Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:00Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:59Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:58Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:57Caption #871

Board [Post Message]

This week's winner is

obtuse



Losers in the quest to find the world's top model are: Lauren, Axolotl and apple juice is a verb.


There are 29 messages for this day.
<3Suns> Be afraid... be very afraid. Rosie O'Donnell and Boy George are making a run up the list. Does this get caught in the Celine filter, or is it just morbid enough to get by?
<Lauren> And what is it with the white tigers? There seems to be a new litter every week somewhere in the world ... don't the Yahoo folks ever get tired of them.
<3Suns> Can someone tell my why this (...story.news.yahoo.com... is news? I mean seriously... "People buy underwear with a picture on it" can't really be considered "news"...
<guyPaulo> It's that damn cat conspiracy Lauren, I tried to warn you.....
<Mort> Try and leave a space at the end of a url, it's very hard to guess where it ends otherwise.
<guyPaulo> It's funny how the captions and comments will come fast and furious for a while, then slow down to a standstill.
<yoyology> Usually about the time I show up to work and post my first caption. *sigh*
<guyPaulo> I keep trying to write a caption with a joke about the 2 apes having tantric sex, but I just can't bring myself to do it.
<3Suns> Sheesh guy, why didn't you say something sooner?
<3Suns> Forbidden
You don't have permission to access /images/ on this server.

bummer. =P

<Mort> What are you rooting around my private parts for?
where you looking for this: ...mostemailed.com... ?
<3Suns> Hmm, I've never been accused of rooting around another guy's private parts before...

No, I was just wondering if there was a giant directory somewhere with all the mostemailed photos in it

<guyPaulo> Would that happen to be Mrs. Mort?
<3Suns> Not that you should go and make one, I was just curious. But now that I've seen that picture, maybe I think you should just make everything public...
<Mort> I have opened up the directory so you can see all the images.
...www.mostemailed.com...
Enjoy.
<Lauren> Everyone should go to the caption set posted by Matt. Mort has posted an alternative caption set that I think should win this week in the comments section. Please vote on Mort's captions.
<Lauren> Congratulations, Obtuse!
<obtuse> w00t! Win #1 for me. Thanks, yall.
<ElvisThePelvis> Mort, that is like the world's largest collection of cat images.

Way 2B Obtuse!

<3Suns> wgt obtuse! You're twice the captioner that guy acute ever was.
<yoyology> Yeah, but I really miss scalene. What ever happened to her?
<obtuse> She got eaten by a hypopotenuse. Very tragic.
<everyonesbuddymiguel> I'm looking for a gas station. Keep your eyes out for an Arco Sine.
<mypalmike> rdr^2
<obtuse> I'm out of horrible geometry puns. But that's to be expected...

ob·tuse
2 a : lacking sharpness or quickness of sensibility or intellect

<guyPaulo> Oh, I get it! Accute-scaline-hypotenuse: geomoetry terms! It took me almost a whole day, but I figured it out!
<Battlestar Galactica DVD> >Battlestar Galatica DVD. With the 12 colonies of man virtually destroyed in the climax of a hundred-year war with the Cylon Empire, President Roslin and Commander Adama gather up the few humans left and embark on a journey to find the mythical planet Earth. Get a copy now at ...www.battlestargalacticadvd.co... .
<Arrowhead Pond of Anaheim  The Arrowhead Pond of Anaheim is one of the most beautiful buildings in the NHL. Opened in 1993, its features include marble concourses, glass archways and brass fittings. It is home to the Anaheim MIghty Ducks. See more at ...www.rhinotickets.com... .
<A-team DVD> >A-team DVD - The A Team explodes on DVD for the first time evr. Pile into the famous black van for a 2nd season of adventure with Hannibal , Face , Murock and BA. Get your A-team DVD at ...www.great-tv-shows.com...


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post