[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 01/13/2004 by obtuse
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

That's right, puny humans - cower in fear!

Not even the diamond-tipped torpedoes of The Swiss Missile can defend you from me!

For I am...

Dr. Inertia: the most ponderous bulk in all the galaxy!
(Reuters)
(Fashion Wire Daily)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 297 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:14Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:13Caption #-13
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:11Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:06Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:03Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:02Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:50Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:49Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:47Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:46Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:44Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:43Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:42Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:34Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:33Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:29Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:24Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:16Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:14Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:13Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:08Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:07Caption #915
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:06Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:05Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:04Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:00Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:59Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:56Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:54Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:49Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:48Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:47Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:43Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:39Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:37Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:33Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:32Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:26Caption #970
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:25Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:24Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:23Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:22Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:20Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:17Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:16Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:15Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:09Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:07Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:06Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:04Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:59Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:55Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:54Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:53Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:50Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:48Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:47Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:44Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:42Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:37Caption #948
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:36Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:32Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:30Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:29Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:28Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:27Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:23Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:22Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:13Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:09Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:08Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:04Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:02Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:01Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:00Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:58Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:56Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:55Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:54Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:53Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:51Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:48Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:47Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:44Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:43Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:42Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:41Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:40Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:37Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:34Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:32Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:30Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:28Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:27Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:26Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:25Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:24Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:23Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:22Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:18Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:17Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:14Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:12Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:07Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:06Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:02Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:01Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:00Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:59Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:57Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:55Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:53Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:52Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:50Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:48Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:47Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:44Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:43Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:42Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:39Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:35Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:34Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:33Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:31Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:22Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:14Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:11Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:09Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:07Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:06Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:05Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:04Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:02Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:59Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:54Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:49Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:48Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:46Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:44Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:43Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:41Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:38Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:34Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:24Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:21Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:18Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:14Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:13Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:03Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:02Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:01Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:00Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:44Caption #-73
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:43Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:42Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:41Caption #-30
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:40Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:39Caption #-19
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:38Caption #-22
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:37Caption #-51
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:36Caption #-68
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:35Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:33Caption #938
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:30Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:29Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:28Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:24Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:18Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:17Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:10Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:09Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:08Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:07Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:06Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:05Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:04Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:03Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:02Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:01Caption #-33
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:00Caption #-3
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:59Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:58Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:55Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:54Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:53Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:52Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:52Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:50Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:49Caption #917
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:48Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:47Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:46Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:43Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:42Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:35Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:34Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:33Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:32Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:31Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:30Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:29Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:28Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:27Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:26Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:25Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:24Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:22Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:21Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:15Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:14Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:10Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:09Caption #899
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:08Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:07Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:06Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:05Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:04Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:03Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:02Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:00Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:55Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:54Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:53Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:52Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:51Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:50Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:49Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:48Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:47Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:46Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:45Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:44Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:43Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:37Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:36Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:35Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:34Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:33Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:32Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:31Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:30Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:29Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:28Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:27Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:26Caption #899
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:25Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:23Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:15Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:14Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:13Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:12Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:11Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:10Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:09Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:08Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:07Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:06Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:05Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:04Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:02Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:01Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:00Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:59Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:58Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:57Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:56Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:55Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:54Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:53Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:52Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:51Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:50Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:49Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:48Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:47Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:46Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:45Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:44Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:43Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:33Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:31Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:30Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:29Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:28Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:27Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:26Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:25Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:24Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:23Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:22Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:21Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:19Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:18Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:17Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:16Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:15Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:14Caption #565

Board [Post Message]

This week's winner is

obtuse



Losers in the quest to find the world's top model are: Lauren, Axolotl and apple juice is a verb.


There are 29 messages for this day.
<3Suns> Be afraid... be very afraid. Rosie O'Donnell and Boy George are making a run up the list. Does this get caught in the Celine filter, or is it just morbid enough to get by?
<Lauren> And what is it with the white tigers? There seems to be a new litter every week somewhere in the world ... don't the Yahoo folks ever get tired of them.
<3Suns> Can someone tell my why this (...story.news.yahoo.com... is news? I mean seriously... "People buy underwear with a picture on it" can't really be considered "news"...
<guyPaulo> It's that damn cat conspiracy Lauren, I tried to warn you.....
<Mort> Try and leave a space at the end of a url, it's very hard to guess where it ends otherwise.
<guyPaulo> It's funny how the captions and comments will come fast and furious for a while, then slow down to a standstill.
<yoyology> Usually about the time I show up to work and post my first caption. *sigh*
<guyPaulo> I keep trying to write a caption with a joke about the 2 apes having tantric sex, but I just can't bring myself to do it.
<3Suns> Sheesh guy, why didn't you say something sooner?
<3Suns> Forbidden
You don't have permission to access /images/ on this server.

bummer. =P

<Mort> What are you rooting around my private parts for?
where you looking for this: ...mostemailed.com... ?
<3Suns> Hmm, I've never been accused of rooting around another guy's private parts before...

No, I was just wondering if there was a giant directory somewhere with all the mostemailed photos in it

<guyPaulo> Would that happen to be Mrs. Mort?
<3Suns> Not that you should go and make one, I was just curious. But now that I've seen that picture, maybe I think you should just make everything public...
<Mort> I have opened up the directory so you can see all the images.
...www.mostemailed.com...
Enjoy.
<Lauren> Everyone should go to the caption set posted by Matt. Mort has posted an alternative caption set that I think should win this week in the comments section. Please vote on Mort's captions.
<Lauren> Congratulations, Obtuse!
<obtuse> w00t! Win #1 for me. Thanks, yall.
<ElvisThePelvis> Mort, that is like the world's largest collection of cat images.

Way 2B Obtuse!

<3Suns> wgt obtuse! You're twice the captioner that guy acute ever was.
<yoyology> Yeah, but I really miss scalene. What ever happened to her?
<obtuse> She got eaten by a hypopotenuse. Very tragic.
<everyonesbuddymiguel> I'm looking for a gas station. Keep your eyes out for an Arco Sine.
<mypalmike> rdr^2
<obtuse> I'm out of horrible geometry puns. But that's to be expected...

ob·tuse
2 a : lacking sharpness or quickness of sensibility or intellect

<guyPaulo> Oh, I get it! Accute-scaline-hypotenuse: geomoetry terms! It took me almost a whole day, but I figured it out!
<Battlestar Galactica DVD> >Battlestar Galatica DVD. With the 12 colonies of man virtually destroyed in the climax of a hundred-year war with the Cylon Empire, President Roslin and Commander Adama gather up the few humans left and embark on a journey to find the mythical planet Earth. Get a copy now at ...www.battlestargalacticadvd.co... .
<Arrowhead Pond of Anaheim  The Arrowhead Pond of Anaheim is one of the most beautiful buildings in the NHL. Opened in 1993, its features include marble concourses, glass archways and brass fittings. It is home to the Anaheim MIghty Ducks. See more at ...www.rhinotickets.com... .
<A-team DVD> >A-team DVD - The A Team explodes on DVD for the first time evr. Pile into the famous black van for a 2nd season of adventure with Hannibal , Face , Murock and BA. Get your A-team DVD at ...www.great-tv-shows.com...


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post