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Most Emailed Photos - 11/24/2004 by Roger Mexico
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The art of the tattoo has reached a new plateau. Here, starlet Labia Majora models the next thing in Oscar night gowns, totally "inked."

And said to be the hottest "ink" for the coming season, "Maori whale-huntress."

Me, I prefer the classics, though with more innovative placement, as here on my swollen glans.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Pedro Gonzales> #Roar#
How could we want more- "Labia Majora" and "Glans" in one caption?!

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