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Most Emailed Photos - 03/01/2004 by 3Suns
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I bought my girlfriend a $2.5 million dress because I loved her. She said it was nice.

Later on a friend told me she was unfaithful.


The next day, I went to the bank, where she was working. She watched calmly as I pounded furiously on the security glass, demanding an explanation.

Then she called security.


I blew up the Golden Gate bridge as she was driving over it. Hundreds of people died. They call me an "enemy combatant."

More like a terrorist of love, baby.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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There are 4 comments for this caption.

<A guyPaulo original> Whew, that was close! I laughed so hard that my gut contracted suddenly and I almost smacked my face into the monitor. Which would have sucked. Herculean caption, btw.
<mypalmike> Ah, the succulent flavor of revenge.
<Biggus Dickus> this is better than jalapeno-flavored honey!
<spam> OMGsome.

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