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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 08/16/2005 by Axolotl
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He took a nap
in the microwave
Electromagnetic swirl
did not distrub his nap

For seven days
our Mort, he slept
Once out he grabbed
a grope and jumped upon
fair Mrs Morts lap

Do not dispair, my monkey friends
our Mort is out anew!
Updates, new pics and merryment
and some wet kisses too!
(AP)
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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There are 2 comments for this caption.

<JP> Excellent poem!
If Mort is the size of the middle picture, and the size of the last picture, either the people in the final picture are really really tiny, or Mrs. Mort is the largest woman on earth.
<Kumiho> Dang, this one should've won.

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