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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 08/16/2005 by ElvisThePelvis
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I circled my finger around her dark galactic hole. Tracing patterns with my finger in the dewy fuzz between her thighs. I entered her and saw stars.

Nine months later the inevitable happened.

The inevitable result of a mating between a lusty walrus and an adventurous nympho human of course, but God, even though I know she will never be accepted among our people, I love our little "walman" child.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<JP> Your people being the seals or the humans? Do seals have thighs?? (She looks just like mom)
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