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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 08/03/2004 by guyPaulo
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God, Terry's gorgeous and I wanna nail her, but she's my cousin! AHHH SCREW IT!

"Coochie-Coochie, Guinny-Guinny, Cousin P*ssy's Good As Any" as they used to say!!!


A year later, I began to realize my mistake as little Junior began hurling his feces everywhere and climbing all over the furniture.

Of course, simple inbreeding might not explain ALL of Junior's problems. I'm not exactly Brad Pitt myself, you know.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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