[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 06/01/2004 by Pedro Gonzales
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

My ex-girlfriend was a tom-boy.

She wasn't interested in sex much so I used to jerk off to tv babes. It became addictive.

That was 30 years ago and my fist is still clenched fast in this way. And the blindness is permanent- those old wives tales are true. I'm a cauldron of frustration- aaaah!
(AP)
(AP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker19:52:49drooled over #0
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:51drooled over #0
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:00drooled over #2
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:49Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:25Scrawled on the board


Current Users

There have been 303 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:50Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:49Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:48Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:46Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:45Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:44Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:42Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:40Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:37Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:36Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:32Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:31Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:28Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:26Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:24Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:22Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:21Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:17Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:15Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:14Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:13Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:10Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:09Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:08Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:07Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:05Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:04Caption #936
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:00Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:58Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:56Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:55Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:52Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:48Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:47Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:46Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:44Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:41Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:39Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:38Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:36Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:34Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:33Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:32Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:29Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:28Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:25Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:24Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:23Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:20Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:17Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:15Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:14Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:12Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:09Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:06Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:04Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:03Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:02Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:00Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:57Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:56Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:55Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:54Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:53Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:52Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:51Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:49Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:45Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:43Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:40Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:36Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:34Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:33Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:30Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:28Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:25Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:22Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:21Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:20Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:19Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:18Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:17Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:16Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:15Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:14Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:13Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:10Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:08Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:07Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:05Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:01Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:00Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:56Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:54Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:53Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:49Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:45Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:44Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:43Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:41Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:40Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:38Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:37Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:36Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:35Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:34Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:32Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:28Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:26Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:25Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:24Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:21Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:20Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:19Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:18Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:16Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:15Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:14Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:13Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:11Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:09Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:08Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:06Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:05Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:02Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:01Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:00Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:59Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:58Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:56Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:55Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:52Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:49Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:48Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:45Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:43Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:42Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:41Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:38Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:37Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:36Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:34Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:32Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:29Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:27Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:25Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:24Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:20Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:18Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:17Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:16Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:15Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:13Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:11Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:09Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:08Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:05Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:01Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:00Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:56Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:54Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:53Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:49Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:48Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:47Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:45Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:40Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:39Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:38Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:36Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:33Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:31Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:30Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:29Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:28Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:26Caption #922
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:25Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:24Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:21Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:20Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:18Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:17Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:13Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:13Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:09Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:05Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:04Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:03Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:01Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:00Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:57Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:56Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:54Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:52Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:51Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:48Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:44Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:42Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:40Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:39Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:36Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:35Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:32Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:30Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:29Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:26Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:25Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:23Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:21Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:20Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:17Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:13Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:11Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:09Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:05Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:01Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:56Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:53Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:52Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:49Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:48Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:45Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:44Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:43Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:40Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:39Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:37Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:33Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:30Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:28Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:27Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:25Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:23Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:21Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:18Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:17Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:16Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:12Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:09Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:08Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:06Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:05Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:04Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:01Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:00Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:57Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:54Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:53Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:50Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:49Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:48Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:46Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:45Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:44Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:40Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:36Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:33Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:30Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:29Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:28Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:27Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:25Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:24Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:21Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:17Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:16Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:15Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:13Caption #-18
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:12Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:08Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:06Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:05Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:03Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:00Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:59Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:57Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:56Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:53Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:49Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:47Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:46Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:45Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:42Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:41Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:39Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:37Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:33Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:28Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:24Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:23Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:21Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:18Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:17Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:13Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:10Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:09Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:05Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:02Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:01Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:00Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker20:17:56Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker20:17:55Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker20:17:52Caption #201

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post