"Ladies and gentleman, in five minutes, we request that you give us your attention, as our esteemed leader will guide us in a recitation of the pledge."
"I pledge allegiance...to Michael Jackson..."
"...to Michael Jackson...and the family for which he stands...with music and laughter for all.
I tell ya, Laura. This is the best decision I ever made."
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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