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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 06/07/2005 by apple juice is a verb
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Zombies of old were hunter/gatherers, following prey wherever it might go.

Eventually the desire to settle in one spot became too much, hastening the development of farming and storing techniques.

Still, Ted Nugent insisted on personally killing everything he ate.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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apple juice is a verb

is the Winner!

If zombies were also stoners would they get twice the case of the brain munchies?


There are 6 messages for this day.
<mypalmike> I love the story behind the first picture. The guy goes through US customs with a blood-stained chainsaw after what it appears was a gruesome murder.

I got stopped at the border for hours once. They ended up confiscating a kiwi fruit - can't bring produce across the border! Guess I should have hidden the fruit inside a murder weapon.

<01001101011> Alright... where'd the third pic come from? it's gone from the Yahoo! lists? What's the story?
<Mort> MTV awards. Jimmy Fallon manipulating Sandra Bullock.
<Bavid Dyrden> Good day, Ms. Bullock. My firm handles Sexual Harrasment lawsuits.
<mypalmike> Heh heh... You said "firm"...
<Victor> Good ...homefin.nightmail.r...


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