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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 06/14/2005 by mypalmike
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Wednesday is Butt Day.

A competition to see who can ride a bike naked in these photographs.

The winning alternative will become the caption for whenever Mort gets around to it.

You have until 2pm PST Wednesday to enter as many children as you like.

At Mort's whim PST the winner will be revealed.

Voting will not affect the results, money and ballot stuffing will definitely help decide the winner.

So alternatiphize, vote and leave comments.



The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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wins by being a smart ass.

JP came very close, but ended up in the rear of mypalmike.

There are 9 messages for this day.
<JP> This one's the funniest of all...
<Dee> How do i subscribe
<noob> mj is a matlestyrure
<Bavid Dyrden> mj is a matlestyrure?

Oh my god! Are YOU the guy sending me all this random-word spam?

<Mort> I have a lot more time on my hands now, so there should be more consistant updates.
<guyPaulo> You didn't get fired, I hope?
<Mort> No, just laid off.
<Lauren> Mazel Tov! Enjoy your unemployment.
<mypalmike> Crap. That sucks, Mort.

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