Here at First International Bionetics Opportunities, we are at the cutting edge of genetic engineering research.
Our most visible program is of course the BowlingBallMan super-soldier, but we have many other products.
Take this handy PipeCleanerBaby for example. He can kill roaches, fetch the remote, herd your valuable flock of hamsters, and even unclog your toilet!
Ladies, if dogs are a man's best friend and golf is a man's favorite pasttime, this DogLeg body modification is sure way to attract guys.
At least, that's what we thought.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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