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Most Emailed Photos - 08/05/2004 by Luminaire
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We're going to stop our dependence on foreign oil. From now on, American SUVs will be fueled with corn oil!

That's right, corn oil! It puts a kitten in your tank!

With corn oil, your car will be boosted to THREE horsepower!

Let's hear it for corn oil!!

(Reuters)
(AP)
(AP)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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There are 4 comments for this caption.

<Severian> Excellently themed and a sweet dated advertising reference!

(I'd have gone with "ethanol from corn"
...www.straightdope.com... )

<superwoman biatch> Sounds like something that dumbass Pres. Bush would say!!
<Carol> Very nice caption!
<David Byrden> He's got MY vote.

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