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Most Emailed Photos - 03/22/2004 by guyPaulo
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In preparation for tomorrow's regular contest, I slunk over to the west coast and stealthly offered a bribe to Mort. He was not interested in my 9-11 commemorative Monopoly money, however.

I offered to bath his stinky dog-like hedgehog, but he still refused me.

Finally he caved in to blackmail as I pulled out all the stops and produced a photo of Mort and me during our "experimental" period in college.

Hehe. Wednesday's are mine now.

You have to admit, I look pretty good in black.



The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Lauren> I knew there had to be more to your record than ED humor, guy.
<guyPaulo> Wouldn't you like to know.
<3Suns> Are you then handbag then, guyPaulo?
<ElvisThePelvis> Way to many trans-gender jokes today...and me without my dress on.
<mypalmike> guy is hot?!?!?
<Mort> Pink and white really suit me, I also have bigger boobs.
<guyPaulo> Mike: too hot for you! (licks finger then touches it to butt~~SIZZLE~~)

Mort: it's amazing what a wonderbra can do, you flat-chested hussy.

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