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Most Emailed Photos - 03/22/2004 by obtuse
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"I mean, he does have alot of money..."

"...but how can I go out with Antonio, when I peed in his pool??"

"Anita, listen to me. Peeing in a guy's pool is not a problem.

Take my word for it. I've ruined no less than three relationships with floaters."

(Reuters)
(AFP)
(AP)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<guyPaulo> Oh man, "floaters."
<Lauren> EW!!! What an image.
<3Suns> Yeah, I'd say bowel control is pretty high on my priority list...
<ElvisThePelvis> Heh...bowel control is a ticket to play in my book.
<mypalmike> ROFL!!! That's "Ripping Out a Floater, Laughing"!
<ajiav> crossing the line puts you in funnyville.

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