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Most Emailed Photos - 01/19/2004 by Pedro Gonzales
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If my thong gets much tighter I'll be cut in two

If I don't put this fire out soon my balls will turn blue

If the cameras gets much closer we'll cover them in poo


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Pedro Gonzales> I cite the previous work of guyPaolo as a predicate to my own :)
<guyPaulo> That's ok. I was kind of feeding off Elvis eariler myself.
<ElvisThePelvis> I tend to get my inspiration from MAD magazine.

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