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Most Emailed Photos - 01/19/2004 by Pedro Gonzales
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If my thong gets much tighter I'll be cut in two

If I don't put this fire out soon my balls will turn blue

If the cameras gets much closer we'll cover them in poo
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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There are 3 comments for this caption.

<Pedro Gonzales> I cite the previous work of guyPaolo as a predicate to my own :)
<guyPaulo> That's ok. I was kind of feeding off Elvis eariler myself.
<ElvisThePelvis> I tend to get my inspiration from MAD magazine.

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