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Most Emailed Photos - 01/19/2004 by guyPaulo
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Ho Hum. (insert joke about hooters here)

Yawn. (insert colorful metaphor about ejaculation here)

I agree Mortimus, the work of the monkies today is quite derivitive of earlier captions, and is nothing but base, tasteless trash. Now excuse me while I go hurl my feces at the unfortunate gentleman taking our picture.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Pedro Gonzales> I laughed out loud at this last caption- reminds me of those caption birthday cards you can find
<Mort> Vile caption monkies.

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