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Most Emailed Photos - 01/08/2004 by No one in particular.
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That horse is scratching that cats shoulda.

Hmm, I dont think thats a soda.

Hey look, it's jedi master Yoda!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

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Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 26 comments for this caption.

<ElvisThePelvis> Hey look it's 3 unrelated captions...
<Carol> Well, they're connected by the bad rhyme anyway ... I don't mind a good bad rhyme, but I read "shoulda" like "should a" instead of "shoulder" so I was having phonological difficulties.
<ElvisThePelvis> I read shoulda shoulder, so I guess it is 3 unrelated captions that rhyme and therefore barely meet the minimal requirements...not like I am the caption police.
<Pedro Gonzales> Oh well, everyone needs to start somewhere-
best that you stayed anonymous...
<mypalmike> C'mon, it's not bad.
<Carol> Yeh, I would consider this "pleasant harmless," I like having the chance to read those. ('Course, I realize I'm just a grouper.)
<No one in particular.> 
<No one in particular.> You regulars are always jealous when someone new comes along who is obviously more talented and a lot funnier. So please, I take your jealous insults as a compliment! Keep them coming!!
<guyPaulo> Now that's the funniest thing you've said yet! I don't mind a little show-boating if you write a good caption, but it doesn't pay to piss off the other monkies.
<Carol> (sigh) N.o.i.p., I was trying to be fair to your caption (and not discourage others), but you're on your own, behavior-wise.
<No one in particular.> Behavior wise, I am a step above most of you who prefer to insult me with child like swear words. Is that how you treat all the NEW talent (guyPaulo)? But please, like I said keep the jealous insults coming I take them as a compliment! Besides, I've read your captions and realized you wouldnt know a good line anyway.
<ElvisThePelvis> NOIP in a brilliant display of emotional intelligence decides that instead of letting other convince me that this caption was actually cool, instead chooses to insult everyone else. Excellent! A finer display of a complete lack of EQ one will not find...
<David Byrden> Even if the regulars are always jealous of new talent, jealousy does not imply new talent. Law of the Excluded Middle. I will draw you a Venn diagram if you like.
<Carol> Perceptive analysis, Elvis. I thought your initial assessment a bit harsh, and tried to give a chance to leave things on a positive note, all for naught. Oh well, live and learn.
<Carol> Whoops - I was posting at the same time as David Byrden. Don't let me interrupt the Venn-diagram-drawing! I'll be quiet now! Finally.
<Anonymous> Could be why you lost a lot of caption monkies, too. Harsh judgements.
<No one in particular.> What a stir my 'silly' little captions have caused. But I always believe in taking the high road. So, ONCE again, thank you all for the jealous insults. And being new to this 'silly' caption game, I am just glad I was accepted ny you all in such a mature way.
<Anonymous> Kind of like being back in grade school, huh?
<No one in particular.> Somewhat actually, yes.
<Anonymous> Check out how the regulars crucified some of the new caption monkies on 11-18. Funny, we don't hear from them any more.
<Anonymous-E> I so totally agree with Elvis, he so totally rocks dude.
<David Byrden> Here's the diagram:

...www.byrden.com...

<mypalmike> DB - That's freaking hilarious.
<Carol> Fun with logic.
<yoyology> Funny, I've not pictured NOIP living under a bridge and complaining about the goats upstairs before...
<guyPaulo> Let's let Byrden's joke end this whole debacle. It's proof that some of us regular monkies DO have comic talent (a nod to DB).

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